Tuesday, November 14, 2023

Agricultural Caress by Sir John Betjeman

 

Keep me from Thelma's sister Pearl!

She puts my senses in a whirl,

Weakens my knees and keeps me waiting

Until my heart stops palpitating.


The debs may turn disdainful backs

On Pearl's uncouth mechanic slacks,

And outraged see the fire that lies

And smoulders in her long-lashed eyes.


Have they such weather-freckled features,

The smooth sophisticated creatures?

Ah, not to them such limbs belong,

Such animal movements sure and strong,


Such arms to take a man and press

In agricultural caress

His head to hers, and hold him there

Deep buried in her chestnut hair.


God shrive me from this morning lust

For supple farm girls if you must,

Send the cold daughter of an earl -- 

But spare me Thelma's sister Pearl! 

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