Tuesday, October 31, 2023

Two Poems by Sir John Bentjeman


Slough

Come, friendly bombs, and fall on Slough
It isn't fit for humans now,
There isn't grass to graze a cow
        Swarm over, Death! 

Come, bombs, and blow to smithereens
Those air-conditioned, bright canteens,
Tinned fruit, tinned meat, tinned milk, tinned beans
        Tinned minds, tinned breath.

Mess up the mess they call a town--
A house for ninety-seven down
And once a week a half-a-crown
        For twenty years,

And get that man with double chin
Who'll always cheat and always win,
Who washes his repulsive skin
        In women's tears,

And smash his desk of polished oak
And smash his hands so used to stroke
And stop his boring dirty joke
        And make him yell.

But spare the bald young clerks who add
The profits of the stinking cad;
It's not their fault that they are mad,
        They've tasted Hell.

It's not their fault they do not know
The birdsong from the radio,
It's not their fault they often go
        To Maidenhead

And talk of sports and makes of cars
In various bogus Tudor bars
And daren't look up and see the stars
        But belch instead.

In labour-saving homes, with care
Their wives frizz out peroxide hair
And dry it in synthetic air
        And paint their nails.

Come, friendly bombs, and fall on Slough
To get it ready for the plough.
The cabbages are coming now;
        The earth exhales.


The Heart of Thomas Hardy

The heart of Thomas Hardy flew out of Stinsford Church
A little thumping fig, it rocketed over the elm trees,
Lighter than air it flew straight to where its Creator
Waited in golden nimbus, just as in eighteen sixty,
Hardman and son of Brum had depicted Him in the chancel,
Slowly out of the grass, slitting the mounds in the centre
Riving apart the rocks, rose the new covered corpses
Tess and Jude and His Worship, various unmarried mothers,
Woodmen, cutters of turf, adulterers, church restorers,
Turning aside the stones thump on the upturned churchyard.
Soaring over the elm trees slower than Thomas Hardy,
Weighted down with a Conscience, now for the first time fleshly
Taking form as a growth hung from the feet like a sponge-bag.
There, in the heart of the nimbus, slowly revolved the corpses
Radiating around the twittering heart of Hardy,
Slowly started to turn in the light of their own Creator
Died away in the night as frost will blacken a dahlia.